Movie quotes game

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Who wants to play a game? Oh, you all do? Fabulous!

I totally stole this game from other blogs, but here's the basic gist. Below are quotations from 11 of my favorite movies. Your job is to Name That Movie. No cheating allowed--no using Google, no asking your significant other for help. You are on your own.

Easy enough, right? Don't wimp out on me--there should be at least one that's familiar to each of you. (Well, I can only speak for the people who comment here regularly, meaning my mom, my siblings, and my siblings-in-law. But even still, about half of these are pretty popular movies.) Answers will be posted sometime in the near future.

Ready... go!



1. "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more. "



2. "As you can see, the psuedo-facade was stripped away to reveal a minimalist rococo design. Note the unusual inversely vaulted ceilings. This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. And, as I always say, 'If it's not Baroque, don't fix it!'"



3. "Good heavens, child, are you all right?"

"There was a bee."



4. "What would I say to him if he were really here? 'Forgive me. I have never known this feeling. I have lived without it all my life. Is it any wonder, then, I failed to recognise you? You, who brought it to me for the first time. Is there any way that I can tell you how my life has changed? Any way at all to let you know what sweetness you have given me? There is so much to say. I cannot find the words. Except for these: I love you.' Such would I say to him if he were really here."



5. "Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three."



6. "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."



7. "I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And--and I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please... I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget."



8. "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."



9. "Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art... of origami! "

"Paper folding? "

"Oh... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was."



10. "How do you all know this song? I've never heard this song before!"



11. "It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey."

"Yeah?"

"He's dead."

"Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?"

"His head fell off."

"His head fell off?"

"Yeah. He was pretty old."



P.S. It may be possible to bribe me into giving you hints...