Friday, October 24, 2008

Random snippets of conversation

(Cruise photo book and 2 Ari videos in previous entry...)


The fine art of compromise/negotiation...

Tony:
Hey, we should go see a movie on Friday night, since Ari is going to be spending the night at your parents' house.

Me: Oh, we should! But I don't know what's playing.

Tony: Well, "Saw 5" opens on Friday.

Me: Oh really? Well, so does "High School Musical 3."

Tony: (silence)

Me: (silence)

It appears we are at an impasse.


Nothing like having your kid spout your own rules back at you...

Conversation 1: At the dinner table
Background info: When Ari doesn't want to eat her dinner, we tell her fine, but she's not getting any more food for the rest of the night.

Ari: All done.

Me: Ari, you haven't even started eating yet.

Ari: All done!

Me: OK, fine, you can be all done, but--

Ari: No more food!

Me: Right.

Ari: No fruit snacks. No cookies. No crackers.

Me: Yes, you're right.

Ari: No milk, no juice, no mac and cheese, no sauce-sauce.

Me: OK, you've got it.

Conversation 2: At bedtime
Background info: You all know she's been getting out of bed at night... Plus, last night I swiped her binky because I figured, hey, if she's having issues with sleeping already, might as well ditch the binky and deal with all these issues at once.

Me: (laying her in her crib) Good night, sweet pea.

Ari: Leave door shut.

Me: Yes, you need to leave your door shut.

Ari: And stay in bed!

Me: Yes, stay in bed like a big girl.

Ari: And no crying.

Me: Yes, no crying.

Ari: Leave blankets on.

Me: Yup. They keep you warm.

Ari: And no binky.

Me: Right. Because big girls don't use binkies.

2 comments:

Steve and Eden said...

Loved the conversations! Did Ari stay in bed?

Mary said...

Ha! What a cutie! At least you know that what you're saying is getting through to her :)