Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Randomosity

Just some randomness that I need to clear out of my brain to make room for all the deep thoughts that are waiting. (Stop laughing.)


Last night, I made the best brownies in the history of brownie-making. I found the recipe on the back of a bag of cookie dough mix that I had, and it was so easy. Basically, you mix up a brownie mix as normal and spread it in the pan. Then you mix up a cookie mix as normal and drop the dough by teaspoonfuls on top of the brownie batter, and press it down slightly (that helps the cookie dough sink into the brownies as it bakes). The directions I had said to bake for 35-40 minutes at 350... so in other words, just a little longer than whatever time you normally cook brownies. And oh my gosh, you guys... I can't even tell you how good these brownies are. The recipe also calls for them to be topped with chocolate frosting once they're cool, but yeh, like I was going to wait for them to cool to sample them. To me, they're fine without the frosting. Anyway, try it. You will thank me.


I'm singing this song in church next Sunday. So this is my reminder to myself to practice it. I've sung it before, but it's been a while... Very pretty song...




In case you ever need to know... baby wipes, with a dab of dishwashing detergent, will remove permanent marker from skin. And Mr. Clean Magic Eraser gets it off walls and doors. That's my PSA (Parent Service Annoucement) for the day.


Speaking of PSAs, while Tony and I were watching "Law & Order: SVU" the other night, there was a PSA featuring Mariska (pronounced "mah-RISH-kuh," by the way) Hargitay (surprise, surprise). I forget the exact wording, but it was something about how loving someone means caring about them, not hitting or hurting them. So as soon as she said that, I whacked Tony in the arm. He didn't believe me when I said it was a love tap.


I watched a bit of "Superman Returns" the other day. Man, that new guy sure does resemble Christopher Reeve. But... he's no Christopher Reeve, you know?


Speaking of Mr. Reeve, has anyone seen the movie "Somewhere in Time," starring him and Jane Seymour? I loved that movie as a teen, and I just read the book this weekend. Totally mushy, gooey love story, but hey, I'm a sap.


Have you ever stopped to think who would play the part of You, if they ever made a movie of your life? I think, for me, it would be Janeane Garofalo... she's a short, sarcastic brunette, just like me.... she'd be perfect.




I am really, really tired of my winter wardrobe. My warm-weather clothes are so much cuter. And there's so much more variety. I'm sick of wearing pants every single day.


It's amazing how something as simple as just getting your hair trimmed (in other words, not changing the style at all) can make your hair look SO much better.


I sliced a big chunk of skin out of my ankle when I was shaving yesterday--right above my heel, and right where the back of my shoe hits, which means it hurts every time I walk, despite the super-cool Disney princess band-aid protecting it. You would think, after this many years of shaving, that I would know how to do it without injuring myself. Sometimes I really think I shouldn't be allowed to be a grown-up.


And I think I'm done here.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

A tale of pigtails

Look what my daughter let me do to her hair...



The double barrettes were her idea... we bought them at Target the other night, and she insisted on a set of barrettes from each package.



I have given up on getting her to pose for me. So I simply think of things for her to do that will get her to hold still for 2 seconds... like giving the dogs treats.



And then she wanted to take a picture of me, so I let her. I held the camera steady, but she pushed the button. Not too shabby, eh?



Anyway, back to the pigtails... I did her hair like that on Saturday when we went to Target (when we bought the barrettes), and I also did it like for church this morning. The most impressive part is that she actually left her hair alone all through church and lunch afterwards. Of course, by the time we got home (after stopping for a couple errands on our way), she had torn out both the barrettes and elastics, but overall, she seems to really be digging this idea of having her hair done up. She likes to shake her head and feel the pigtails flop around, and she's in love with these new barrettes. Maybe she's just happy to have that mess of hair out of her eyes.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Ari's first haircut

Last night was the big night... we took Ari for her first haircut. Her hair was starting to get a little scraggly on the ends and we figured we should go ahead and get her used to the idea of having her hair cut. Even if she freaked out or something, at least we would have tried. There's a girl named Sara who's started coming to our church who just opened up a salon, and I was in need of a haircut myself, so it all worked out beautifully. We figured I would go first so Ari could watch, and then we'd give it a shot with Ari.

Usually when I get my hair cut, I just go for the cut--I don't bother with shampoo or styling. But last night, I got the works. She washed my hair (and I need to remember to ask her what she used, because my hair smells fanTAStic), dried it, and even straightened it, too (using a Chi straightener, which makes me want one even more now). Ari paid little attention to what was going on with me--she was more interested in checking the place out. She was really well-behaved, though, and then finally, it was her turn.

She climbed up into the chair all by herself, and Tony was nearby, armed with fruit snacks and lollipops to keep her cooperative if necessary. (He bought a whole bag of lollipops, so I swiped a few to keep at my desk at work. Mmmm, Dum-Dum lollipops....) Ari's used to having her hair brushed, but any time I snag a knot in her hair, she gets whiny with me, so I wasn't sure how she'd act with a stranger touching and tugging on her hair. She was great, though. She kept turning her head, but that's to be expected, of course. Sara trimmed up the back and sides and even added a little bit of layering in the back. Not a huge difference overall, but her curls definitely look prettier and less messy.

And yes, of course, I have pictures (taken with Tony's BlackBerry)...

I was trying to get her to keep looking straight ahead here. There was a mirror in front of her, so I figured she'd want to look at herself, but she kept looking at Tony whenever he snapped a picture, kept wanting to turn and look at Sara, etc.



But even though she kept turning her head, she never tried to escape the chair or sit up on her knees or anything, which is impressive in itself (especially if you've ever seen Miss Squirms-A-Lot at the dinner table).



When we were done, we showed Ari the hair that had been cut off. Sara asked me if I wanted to keep some, and it's a good thing she did, or I probably would have forgotten.



Blurry, but I love the expression on Ari's face.



So Ari's first haircut is done and over with... another milestone down the tubes. And if anyone's curious what she's been up to today...



Yes, folks, that is black, permanent marker. I'm fairly sure Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will take care of the walls and door (because, seriously, it IS magic), but getting the marker off her skin will be another story entirely. Good times...

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Conversations with Ari

Just a few samples of conversations with Ari...


Ari: (to no one in particular) Sing "Itsy Spidah."

Me: (starts singing) The itsy-bitsy spider went up the--

Ari: (interrupting) No! Don't sing!

Me: What? You just told me to sing.

Ari: Nooooo!

Me: OK, then... what do you want?

Ari: Sing "Itsy Spidah"... Daddy.


As she was "waking me up" (read: peeling the covers off of me, one by one) on Saturday, per Tony's instructions...

Ari: (to Sasha, in that high-pitched voice that people often use with animals and babies) Hi, Sasha! How doin'? I wake up Mommy, OK? OK.

(She has conversations like this with the dogs all the time now.)


As I settled her down for a nap one day...

Ari: Where Mommy going?

Me: Mommy's going to go exercise.

Ari: Why?

Me: Because Mommy likes to exercise.

Ari: Because Mommy has a big butt?

Me: [insert routine speech about how we don't say that people have big butts, because it's not nice]

(Yeh, this is not the first time she's made that comment to me, and she's also told me several times that she has a big butt. I don't know where she picked up that phrase from, but Tony thinks she got it from me, which strikes me as odd, because my butt is one of the few body parts I don't complain about. But maybe she heard me joking about it or something. Who knows.)


Me: Ari, you're [silly/goofy/weird/cute/pretty/etc.]

Ari: No, I not!

Me: Oh? What are you, then?

Ari: I Ariana Juliet S********!

(I fully admit that I purposely throw adjectives at her just to spark conversations like this, for my own amusement. It's become a kind of game with us now.)


Me: Hey, Ari, you want to go to Target?

Ari: Why?

Me: Because we need to get a few things.

Ari: Why?

Me: Because we're all out of them.

Ari: Why?

Me: Because that's what happens when you use stuff.

Ari: Why?

Me: Because that's one of the laws of the universe.

Ari: Why?

Me: (now with a trace of irritation in my voice) Ari, stop asking why and just put your coat on.

Ari: Hi, Mommy.

(She does this quite often, anytime she senses annoyance in our voices... it's almost like it's her way of apologizing, or making things right. And you know what? It totally works.)

Monday, February 2, 2009

Steelers cupcakes

We had no plans for the day on Saturday, so Ari and I had a little girl-bonding time in the kitchen. I got the brilliant idea to make some "Steelers cupcakes"--chocolate cupcakes with yellow frosting--for Superbowl Sunday, and I enlisted Ari's help. She was more than thrilled to be my assistant.

(These first few pictures were taken on Tony's BlackBerry, which is why they're not that great.)

I showed her how to crack the eggs, and it seemed like she was going to try to do one herself, but she chickened out at the last second. Which is probably better anyway.



She was fascinated with (and a little wary of) the mixer.



She kept herself amused with counting while I filled the cupcake cups.



You can hear her super-enthusiastic counting in this video. (Excuse my total dorkiness--I didn't know Tony was taking video at the time.)


Ariana 1-31-09 from Sariana on Vimeo.

When it came time to make the frosting, we broke out the real camera. We attempted a nice mother-daughter shot before we started.



See how she's helping me hold the mixer? She also helped me turn the bowl.



Part of the recipe calls for 2/3 cup of milk to be added slowly... and when it came time to add the last little bit, I let her do it completely on her own.



She was more than a little pleased with herself.



After mixing the frosting, it was time to add the food coloring. I dumped a good bit in, and to my surprise, it was the perfect amount. Look at that gorgeous Steelers gold...



Then it was time to sample... I mean, decorate. Yeh, decorate.



And... the finished product. I tried to arrange them in the shape of a football...



And of course, as you all know by now, the Steelers won the Superbowl! I'm not saying it had anything to do with my awesome cupcakes, but you just never know...